S.O.B.

I took a shot to the groin. Right where the leg and the trunk connect in the front. There are no pads there. 

Thankfully, she didn't have too hard of a shot. I'm icing that one, I gar-run-tee you that. 

No shots on goal, no assists. I know it's a team sport but sometimes I'd like to know I contributed in a meaningful way other than giving the scoring line a breather.